Dude, I can post stuff on here! I never knew. Anyway... what to post? OH SH!T! I KNOW! PIZZA! ... Well that was fun, but what else to write for the world to see (sarcasm). Sic semper tyrannus? Naw, too Latin. How about titties? To horny. Ebonics is stupid? Yeah. That's what I'll write. Ebonics is stupid... errr.... and stuff. I wish I had a doughnut. Pekzie or whatever. Them Polish ones. That'd hit the spot. With some Irish coffee. And maybe a Russian for dessert. No, wait. Fresh outta Russians. Guess I'll just have to do with a sandwich instead. A bacon sandwich. Straight from the Almighty "Bob" himself! Or is it from the F.S.M.?... This feels wierd, typing in this font I mean. I wish I had a Futhorc font or a Cyrillic one or something. That'd be cool. Type Norsk at people. I mean Englisc. At the NG people who'll probably never see this. Hah, take that NG people! Metaphorically... I wish I could speak Sindarin...

Is it just me or are them artsy chicks HOT? Not like the cutter, "emo" type, but the stoner, go-with-the-flow type. Like a Taoist. Or a Buddhist. Taoism=Stoicism. Stoicism=Cynicism. Stoicism=Buddhism. I wish I had a pet Buddha. I'd walk it and teach it tricks and engage in deep spiritual discussions with it. Like I do with Seven, the retarded minipin puppy. But a pet Buddha could say stuff back. And it make sense. My dog has some strange ideas.

Happy Snarn Day! Okay, fine, I just made that holiday up. But that's how they all came about, anyway. And we do need a holiday in January. Take off work , keep winter depression away, indulge in underage cannabis smoking, that kinda thing.

ILIKETHATHINGY!!!!!
Bye.